The Monorail: $999 All-In-One Windows PC from 1996!

8 lis 2019
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It may look like industrial equipment, but the Monorail PC was sold as a low-cost Windows 95 PC for first time computer buyers in the mid 90s! Probably the first desktop with an integrated color LCD monitor, too.
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  • Well my first "real" computer (that wasn't a DOS based computer) was my eMahcines 366 celeron computer, which had Windows 98. All of my previous computer had DOS as a basis for an OS and then Windows 3.1 or Windows 95 installed on top.

    Heelix RanierHeelix RanierGodzinę temu
  • who was the genius that thought it would be better to have brightness controlled by software while contrast has buttons?

    dorkultradorkultra4 godzin temu
  • Ahhhhhh I had a monorail as a kid!

    Rosalind CauseyRosalind Causey10 godzin temu
  • *While windows is loading* Opens up the computer to show it's internals

    Chirag Singh RajputChirag Singh RajputDzień temu
  • The original iMac released two years later felt so much more modern.

    cyrfungcyrfungDzień temu
  • This PC was in the movie “Feels Good Man”, you should add this to your rental bucket list if you haven’t watched it yet

    iLife64iLife642 dni temu
  • Those old LCDs always get me... Motion clarity? Whats that? lol

    ManjushriManjushri3 dni temu
  • The idea of Capitalism where you outsource everything will lead disasters to the future of any company.

    Mozart NorrisMozart Norris3 dni temu
  • I kinda want to gut one and install a mini-ITX with an i5 and itx sized RTX 2060 with a m.2

    Tyler KulchinskyTyler Kulchinsky4 dni temu
  • oh man, that windows 95 boot up sound gets me everytime.

    FarnanonicalFarnanonical5 dni temu
  • Everytime the screen display moved i thought to myself " how does he not have a headache from the choppiness and low frame rate?"

    Mister VashMister Vash8 dni temu
  • Are we just gonna ignore how he just sat there and watched the porn ... then again i dont blame him

    ToastifyToastify8 dni temu
  • this looks like a machine that an Applebee's employee would use to clock in

    Preston GravesPreston Graves8 dni temu
  • Mmmmm. Windows 95 startup sound.

    datasilo ukdatasilo uk9 dni temu
  • I hear those things are awfully loud.

    subzerobadasssubzerobadass10 dni temu
  • 1500 today for a all in one today isn't terrible

    KastisDoesWoWKastisDoesWoW10 dni temu
  • Monorail Mo looks like a Cho Mo

    Khum DhanKhum Dhan10 dni temu
  • yeah I've been digging through old hdd's and formatting them recently, always stuff on them you don't want to die and leave behind for someone to see, hell I can't believe these old hdd's still work, like 20 year old drives still work!

    wheelmanstanwheelmanstan10 dni temu
  • Безрамочный

    Роман СвРоман Св10 dni temu
  • I demand you release the vintage wank bank!... for science

    ThunderkruxThunderkrux12 dni temu
  • Would be super cool if you were to upgrade it and put all brand new chips

    PODCASTMIAMI PUBLIC NEWSPODCASTMIAMI PUBLIC NEWS13 dni temu
  • ¿monorail????

    David BoneDavid Bone15 dni temu
  • watching you play games on that screen is giving me a headache! lol

    Kevin HernandezKevin Hernandez21 dzień temu
  • 11:19 I’m smelling Po**Hub here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Atala Keanu MonarshiAtala Keanu Monarshi21 dzień temu
  • Most of the people in those porn videos/pictures are grandparents by now, lets hope their grandchildren don't stumble upon them someday haha

    APRICEPRODUCTIONAPRICEPRODUCTION21 dzień temu
  • They were looking to tap into the Japanese train Otaku market. XD

    St0rm RangerSt0rm Ranger21 dzień temu
  • Technically the imac g4 is using an external monitor with a proprietary connection. So he is right! And the fact that the screen is not built in.

    GP33GP3322 dni temu
  • What's that interwebby thing called again? The 'Net? Cyberspace? I'm so glad that Monorail Mo is there to remind me of these things! Also, those Microsoft Paint-esque Mo illustrations are just...precious.

    Jessica VanderpolJessica Vanderpol22 dni temu
  • Most of these wound up running Linux. The Linux crowd bought them up cheap after they collapsed.

    Dana WDana W25 dni temu
  • Am I the only one who was kind of blown away by the use of the Vancouver SkyTrain sound on the metro ending?

    InfiNorthInfiNorth26 dni temu
  • I fucking hate that you used that Simpsons clip because that was going to be my comment, lol

    The High PineappleThe High Pineapple27 dni temu
  • I bet he's going to do a Simps ... @4:44 ... nvm, called it

    Steven McFlySteven McFly27 dni temu
  • Anyone upgraded the OS to Windows 98(SE) on a Monorail?

    Robert Kidd Carl CornellRobert Kidd Carl Cornell28 dni temu
  • The phrase “wank bank” amused me much more than it should have considering the last user probably got his jollies from this over 20 years ago.

    RhewinRhewinMiesiąc temu
  • 9:55 - And today nearly 330 million people in the US are constantly connected to the “information superhighway”, “cyberspace”, or whatever you want to call it, through at least a few separate devices per person. 4:3 aspect ratio is also extinct, as well as video dithering. Times have most definitely changed.

    XMattinglyXMattinglyMiesiąc temu
  • How much is he paying for these dinosaours? These things are so magical but idk how much costs that AIO dino?

    captainramencaptainramenMiesiąc temu
  • These videos remind me of Computer Chronicles - a real treasure trove of the history of computer evolution.

    Andy MAndy MMiesiąc temu
  • Under the Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act of 1975, manufacturers cannot legally void your hardware warranty simply because you altered the software of an electronic device. In order to void the warranty without violating federal law, the manufacturer must prove that the modifications you made directly led to a hardware malfunction. It makes me so mad when the companies say they will void the warranty lol

    Comicomedians !Comicomedians !Miesiąc temu
  • If Clint hadn't included that clip from "The Simpsons," I would have been angry.

    Daniel DouganDaniel DouganMiesiąc temu
  • "75 megahertz pentium clone made by AMD" I'm gonna fucking REEEEEEEE.

    Javier HernandezJavier HernandezMiesiąc temu
  • imagine being so early on internet just to become porn addict while bezos building his amazon.

    andika kangenandika kangenMiesiąc temu
  • that compac have it still i found that in tthe trasg 3 years ago and kept it

    djlau1djlau1Miesiąc temu
  • sick. Crysis run good though?

    FujiFilmFujiFilmMiesiąc temu
  • I didn't hear *ALAMAAS* while you were playing *Age of Empires 1*

    VoyagerVoyagerMiesiąc temu
  • But.. isn't something like Apple 2 an all in one?

    CipherCipherMiesiąc temu
    • Nope! All in one means it has it _all_ in one unit. Computer, drives, monitor, all that. The Apple II needs external drives and a display.

      LGRLGRMiesiąc temu
  • 10:31 Hey it's Fear - Kendrick Lamar, it says "why God why God do I gotta bleed" in reverse. Either that or it's Stairway To Heaven telling you to worship the Devil.

    Tim T.Tim T.Miesiąc temu
  • You kinda sorta sound like saber spark

    dangermode 97dangermode 97Miesiąc temu
  • (11:00) 3,6 ROENTGEN.

    M4TEAMARGOM4TEAMARGOMiesiąc temu
  • I actually have a later edition Monorail PC that's still taking up my desk space and runs perfectly...at least, as perfectly as it did when it was new. Mine is the later 166Mhz model with the 12.1 inch screen, but sadly, it's still a passive matrix and looks like complete butt. Comically, the Bright/Dim control program is reversed in this revision, with the "bright" button dimming the awful screen and the "dim" button making it brighter. The peripherals are the same, as is the case, aside from the larger screen opening. I also have the ISA NIC installed, and if you were curious, the only two models that Monorail approved for use were the 3Com 3c509B-TPO or the SMC EtherEZ 8416T. Other ISA cards can be installed but the maximum dimensions are paltry - 2.40 Inches tall, 6.275 Inches long. The NICs were just off the shelf parts that Monorail mailed out to CompUSA in plastic bags, and either CompUSA or the user had to manually BEND the screw tab of the card's slot cover upward 90degrees so the entire cover could sit flat inside the case. You then had to install a custome bracket by simply sliding it over the card's slot cover and then screwing this bracket into the case. Oh, and the NIC was also shipped with a replacement "Warranty Void if Removed or Broken" sticker for CompUSA to slap on the case after charging you who knows how much to put in this stupid card. I may be able to scan the NIC card install guide if you want it. Feel free to get in touch.

    Kelly R JohnsonKelly R JohnsonMiesiąc temu
  • Oh so I just have to wait 24 years for rtx 2080ti's price drop down to 1 dollar

    aimohsinaimohsinMiesiąc temu
  • what do you mean bad screen, it has free motion blur :o.

    Kaj LoevesijnKaj LoevesijnMiesiąc temu
  • I was reminded how a secondhand memory stick had some leftover wank bank. 🤔 And that, folks, is why you wipe your devices before getting rid of em.

    DatFMCobalionDatFMCobalionMiesiąc temu
  • Wow. I had a Monorail desktop (edit: tower) in the late 90s. I never knew anything about the name. I remember it had a 7GB hard drive. I still have the it somewhere.

    mkvisionmkvisionMiesiąc temu
  • Change da world

    call me dimacall me dimaMiesiąc temu
  • 11:23

    cristian manuel gomez estradacristian manuel gomez estradaMiesiąc temu
  • it's crazy how we went from 63 million to 4.57 billion internet users in the span of 30-so years. thank you mo for reminding me how far we done come.

    Crap Island.Crap Island.Miesiąc temu
  • [1996 Monorail keyboard]. Not great, not terrible

    TheOllieJollyTheOllieJolly2 miesięcy temu
  • Imagine getting a computer full of vintage porn and not playing Leisure Suit Larry on it.

    198419842 miesięcy temu
  • Can it run windows 10

    ConSha!ConSha!2 miesięcy temu
  • 4:50 "COVID EA" QANON CONFIRMED

    Animal BlundettoAnimal Blundetto2 miesięcy temu
  • So mono means one, and rail means rail...and that concludes our intensive three week course.

    BRIAN MANSFIELDBRIAN MANSFIELD2 miesięcy temu
  • Fake

    Stefan BerthelotStefan Berthelot2 miesięcy temu
    • Are you actually this fucking stupid?

      jbfarleyjbfarleyMiesiąc temu
    • no

      Vacariu LaviniusVacariu Lavinius2 miesięcy temu
  • I'd like to take a look at that vintage wank bank.

    superapple4eversuperapple4ever2 miesięcy temu
  • It's amazing to think that anything could run with 16MB of ram!

    Jason VigilJason Vigil2 miesięcy temu
  • "Mono means One.... and Rail means Rail".

    Harry S HumanHarry S Human2 miesięcy temu
  • Like dells..."It's great for porno"

    gtzgreatridegtzgreatride2 miesięcy temu
  • it'd be cool as hell to put modern PC tech in this shell and daily it

    Zach ReynoldsZach Reynolds2 miesięcy temu
  • Monorail. Monorail.

    S SS S2 miesięcy temu
  • It's amazing that my smartphone, even with 80% of its HD storage taken up, still has 2Gb of storage left, which is more than this PC had.

    RockoRocko2 miesięcy temu
  • I guess Apple also had their iMac design inspired by this amazing device.

    Dallas Mojican CamuyotDallas Mojican Camuyot2 miesięcy temu
  • HOT WHEELS HAS A GAME??

    Ants in all the pantsAnts in all the pants2 miesięcy temu
  • Can it run doom

    Ants in all the pantsAnts in all the pants2 miesięcy temu
  • Everybody gangsta till the narrator starts speaking in reverse

    OneSneakyBoi GamingOneSneakyBoi Gaming2 miesięcy temu
  • I was only about 6 years old when the monorail came out but I definitely had several eMachines back in the day. And I do remember the pains of dial-up internet. When my mom wanted to call her sister we would have to disconnect 😌

    A-Terrible-FateA-Terrible-Fate2 miesięcy temu
  • Monorail PC: A PC for beginners The Sims 4: *jokes on you*

    Emma VerdeEmma Verde2 miesięcy temu
  • Sold a good working one a couple of years ago. Most likely it's in a museum by now. Or a door stop.

    Don LeeDon Lee2 miesięcy temu
  • That screen is killing my eyes, my god.

    YouArentValidYouArentValid2 miesięcy temu
  • A man's biggest fear coming true..someone else discovering his browser history and hard drive contents..

    Christopher BrasherChristopher Brasher2 miesięcy temu
  • not sure why you picked the imac g5 for a reference. the first g3 imac came out in 1998.

    TWiTCH 757TWiTCH 7572 miesięcy temu
  • Please if you have one, find an PC's softwave CD-ROM .iso file.

    Daniil NastichDaniil Nastich2 miesięcy temu
  • But does it run Crysis

    FearlessGamer29FearlessGamer292 miesięcy temu
  • I actually prefer 90s wankbank to the stuff we have nowadays, so... ya know, it would be cool if you preserved it for generations to COME.

    Legendary Super SemiteLegendary Super Semite2 miesięcy temu
  • The RAM seems decent but a 1GB hard drive in 96 seem to me pretty darn impressive. Or am I miss remembering mid 90s standards?

    Rob ThomasRob Thomas3 miesięcy temu
  • God the 90s cringe on monorail moe is PAINFUL

    RealityVeilRealityVeil3 miesięcy temu
  • No wonder your hard drives fail! 🚨

    TechRyzeTechRyze3 miesięcy temu
  • damn son it spoke swedish

    Superlative BSuperlative B3 miesięcy temu
  • Chonky PC

    sohousamasohousama3 miesięcy temu
  • Back wen those keys were like an army of headless pyramids and had some crunch to it with each stroke and the screen had some pop to it with a richness of color and brightness and clarity nothing like looking through glass

    James AseltineJames Aseltine3 miesięcy temu
  • I wish I could find things like these our country and my city is back in the dark ages

    MsJinkersonMsJinkerson3 miesięcy temu
  • I have one of these, LGR do you want me to donate it to your show?

    Almost LiterallyAlmost Literally3 miesięcy temu
  • Put the 1gb of late 90s wank bank crank up on archive .org for your viewer's pleasure. 💀

    analogaudio rulesanalogaudio rules3 miesięcy temu
  • are you sure that's not a mcdonalds cash register?

    bombchomskybombchomsky3 miesięcy temu
  • 0:20 where did that sound come from originally? I heard it somewhere but dont remember where and dont know the name

    Englishbannana 123Englishbannana 1233 miesięcy temu
  • Please do monorail mo as a full...thats so interesting Btw always clear your history

    FaRhyst HunterzFaRhyst Hunterz3 miesięcy temu
  • Upload that history (the late 90s Wank Bank) to your Only fans... its history.

    Sir PerrySir Perry3 miesięcy temu
  • @10:57 Duke Nukem XD

    Load Aim ShootLoad Aim Shoot3 miesięcy temu
  • Ah yes, the half gig of late 1990's wank bank. Said like it didn't phase you whatsoever.

    Logan LentzLogan Lentz3 miesięcy temu
    • Why would it phase him? It's not that interesting, just amusing

      jbfarleyjbfarleyMiesiąc temu
  • 10:29 the narrator is super gibberish

    Tompok ChannelTompok Channel3 miesięcy temu
  • 😔

    Jose BravoJose Bravo3 miesięcy temu
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